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PHANTOM LIMB:
<i>300 miles above the Earth,</i>

2
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<i>Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. is hard at work</i>

3
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<i>on his Gargantua-2 space station.</i>

4
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<i>His life hangs by a thin oxygen tube...</i>

5
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[AIR HISSES]

6
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<i>...manufactured by a
recently acquired subsidiary</i>

7
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<i>of Impossible Industries.</i>

8
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<i>Meanwhile, closer to home,</i>

9
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<i>Girl Hitler addresses the General Assembly</i>

10
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<i>of the United Nations,
but she is instantly killed</i>

11
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<i>when her microphone suffers a short.</i>

12
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<i>Elsewhere, the Monarch
visits his local ATM,</i>

13
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<i>only to discover his trust fund is empty.</i>

14
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<i>His bank, also recently
acquired by Impossible Industries,</i>

15
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<i>has just been robbed --
and they're not FDIC.</i>

16
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<i>Tempestuous as he is foolish,
he blames his wife,</i>

17
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<i>but she's already dead,</i>

18
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<i>murdered by a pair of
well-placed sleeper agents</i>

19
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<i>within the Monarch's own ranks</i>

20
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<i>but made to look like the work</i>

21
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<i>of a lowly, lovelorn henchman</i>

22
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<i>who has, of late,
exhibited signs of instability.</i>

23
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<i>And all the while, the
Guild of Calamitous Intent</i>

24
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<i>loses member after member
to sudden mysterious deaths,</i>

25
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<i>and the weight of
failure is simply too heavy</i>

26
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<i>for the Sovereign's thin
white shoulders to bear.</i>

27
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What do these hapless
fools all have in common?

28
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They dared to betray the
members of the Revenge Society!

29
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- So, what do you think?
- Hmm.

30
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Frankly, it's a little... killy.

31
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I like it. I'm in.

32
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Hey, and are we married to that name --

33
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"Revenge Society"?

34
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I was thinking perhaps "The Violet Hour."

35
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That's T.S. Eliot.

36
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Oh, that's awful.

37
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It sounds like we should be
headlining the Lilith Festival.

38
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I was thinking maybe "The Purple Pros"

39
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because we all wear the purple <i>und--</i>

40
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The name stays.

41
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And you don't get a vote, Werner --

42
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not till you've first proved your loyalty.

43
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IMPOSSIBLE:
Just a formality.

44
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<i>Ja,</i> I understand.

45
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We have a similar ritual in
the Elite Underlandian Guard.

46
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[BONES CRACKING]

47
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- Oh, dear God.
- Mother of pearl!

48
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What?

49
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Oh, we-- we just wanted you to sign...

50
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

51
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...a piece of, uh...

52
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Uh, just a minute!

53
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Violet Hour, hide!

54
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And take him with you!

55
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[KEYPAD BEEPS]

56
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Three pipin'-hot coffees --
just the way you like 'em.

57
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]

58
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DEAN: [VOICEOVER]
<i>Excelsior, faithful readers!</i>

59
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<i>It's your roving reporter, Deanie V.,</i>

60
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<i>bringing you the latest edition</i>

61
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<i>of the</i> Venture Home News,

62
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<i>all the way from New York City,</i>

63
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<i>home of the world-famous
Impossible Industries,</i>

64
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<i>where yours truly has just
landed a summer internship.</i>

65
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<i>I thought maybe Pop pulled
some strings to get me accepted,</i>

66
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<i>but the nice-smelling lady who hired me</i>

67
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<i>said she'd never heard of him.</i>

68
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<i>And, boy, Professor Impossible
sure was surprised to see me.</i>

69
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<i>Yeah, I never got the feeling
he liked me very much before,</i>

70
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<i>but on my very first day on the job,</i>

71
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<i>he promoted me to his executive assistant.</i>

72
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<i>Guess they're a little
short-staffed at the moment.</i>

73
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<i>Uh, maybe the recession?</i>

74
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<i>So far, I haven't gotten
to do any science stuff,</i>

75
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<i>uh, but that's okay.</i>

76
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<i>Mostly I answer phones, sort mail,</i>

77
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<i>and make sure he gets his morning coffee,</i>

78
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<i>just the way he likes it --</i>
with milk and sugar --

79
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<i>and also one black and also
one black with two sugars.</i>

80
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<i>It's no wonder he's so jumpy.</i>

81
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<i>Then again, he might just be nervous</i>

82
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<i>about the big new project he's launching.</i>

83
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<i>It's so super-hush-hush secret, though,</i>

84
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<i>even I don't know what it is yet.</i>

85
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<i>So, let me tell you about my new home.</i>

86
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<i>Making it in New York on
an unpaid intern's un-salary</i>

87
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<i>is pretty tough,</i>

88
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<i>but Hank found me a rent-controlled
apartment in the want ads.</i>

89
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<i>The ad said it was cozy,</i>

90
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<i>and the landlord said a guy died in here,</i>

91
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<i>but with a little thrifty redecorating,</i>

92
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<i>I've managed to make it a home.</i>

93
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<i>I don't have much money for entertainment,</i>

94
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<i>so most nights I just stay
home and make my own fun.</i>

95
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<i>I also learned to cook for myself,</i>

96
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<i>and the K rations Sergeant Hatred left me</i>

97
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<i>should last me all summer long.</i>

98
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<i>Well, that's about all the time I have</i>

99
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<i>for this edition of the</i>
Venture Home News.

100
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<i>This is Deanie V.,</i>

101
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<i>saying see you next time, Venture-oos!</i>

102
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

103
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Who is it?

104
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Open up, boy.

105
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I think the rats can smell
the Combos in my bag.

106
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- Hello, son!
- Daddy!

107
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Surprised to see me?

108
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Oh, geez, look at this place.

109
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What, are you waiting for
Jacob Riis to take your picture?

110
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What are you doing here?

111
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I got hooked! I'm bonkers for Broadway!

112
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Yeah, after Hatred and I took
in <i>The Music Man</i> last week,

113
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I bought my walkman back from Hank's store

114
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and loaded it up with show tunes.

115
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Now I can't get enough of that sweet stuff.

116
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Hank has a store?

117
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Ooh! I want to take in all the big shows.

118
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Oh, do you mind if I crash here
for about a week?

119
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A week?!

120
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I don't know if there's room here--

121
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I get it.

122
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You're worried the old
man's gonna cramp your style.

123
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Here, look -- whenever you
want the place to yourself,

124
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just tie this around the doorknob,

125
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and presto -- no <i>moleste</i>
-- old college trick.

126
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In fact, I think this is
my tie from college.

127
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My lucky tie -- meow.

128
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Yeah, only it goes on the outside.

129
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Well [YAWNS] I sure would
love to catch up with you, Pop,

130
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but I have work in the morning, so I--

131
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Well, go on. Go on.

132
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Don't let me get in your way.

133
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Just go about your business.

134
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You'll never even know I was here.

135
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? <i>Ya</i> ?
? <i>Dat dat dat dat</i> ?

136
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? <i>Dat dat da</i> ?
? <i>Yada dada da, yada dada da</i> ?

137
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Oh, don't mind me.

138
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I had this dynamite idea for a new musical.

139
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Just wanted to jot down a
few notes before I forget them.

140
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Okay...
[KEYS CLACKING]

141
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? <i>Ba ba</i> ?

142
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? <i>Yada dada dada</i> ?

143
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? <i>Yada</i> ?
? <i>Yada, yada, yada</i> ?

144
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? <i>Dat dat dat da</i> ?

145
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Ahh.

146
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Ohh. Ugh!

147
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Say, Baron Underbheit,
what's all the hubbub?

148
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Ohh! I just want to arch my nemesis,

149
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but I can't understand all these forms!

150
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<i>Und</i> I can't get anyone
from The Guild on the phone.

151
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Sounds like you two
need The Revenge Society.

152
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Now, uh, gentlemen,

153
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before we start interviewing
potential candidates,

154
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You need to keep one
thing in mind -- "S.P.A.W.M."

155
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That awful comic book?

156
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Oh, and that movie?

157
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What was Martin Sheen thinking?

158
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Not "Spawn."

159
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S.P.A.W.M. -- it's an acronym

160
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for the classic panoply of powers

161
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every professional villain team needs --

162
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speed, power, air, water, magic.

163
00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,366
The "w" can also stand
for "wind" or "weather,"

164
00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,994
but you definitely need at
least one elemental in the mix.

165
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Ooh, like a fire guy -- that would be cool.

166
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Well, guess what, chicken
butt, fellas -- good news.

167
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Aah!

168
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Eh? What'd I tell you?

169
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Yes, sir. Thanks to this little dynamo,

170
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Impossible Industries is 100% green!

171
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And you didn't think you had
it in you to be a supervillain.

172
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This is the most deliciously
evil thing I've ever seen.

173
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DEAN: <i>Uh, Professor Impossible?
I'm taking my lunch now.</i>

174
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[HORNS HONKING]

175
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Psst! Psst!

176
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Dean?

177
00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,278
Dean, over here!
Sit down and act natural.

178
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I thought you were taking me to lunch.

179
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Better yet -- I brought lunch to you.

180
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Sack lunch -- here you go.

181
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We're sharing the fries.

182
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Anyway, I have an ulterior
motive for asking you here.

183
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I need you to perform a little,

184
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uh, shall we say, industrial espionage.

185
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[SIGHS]
Pop, even if I knew

186
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what Professor Impossible's
big secret project was,

187
00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,465
- I'm not allowed to--
- Not that. Wait.

188
00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,925
He's working on a secret project?

189
00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,343
What is it? Oh, whatever. Never mind.

190
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,636
Just take this.

191
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:08,595
[COUGHS]

192
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,305
I'm gonna need two dozen copies,

193
00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,091
stapled and collated.

194
00:07:12,212 --> 00:07:13,850
And be sure each one gets one of these.

195
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,851
What is this?

196
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,478
My musical! I finished it!

197
00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,147
It's all about my childhood,
my adventures...

198
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,316
? <i>My secret longing for a better world</i> ?

199
00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,317
[LAUGHS]

200
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,320
I'm gonna hit every agent
and producer in town.

201
00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,491
Dred Scott! What is he doing here?

202
00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,324
Well, you were the one eavesdropping.

203
00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,785
He mumbled something
about industrial espionage,

204
00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,079
and then he just kept talking
about "Annie Get Your Gun."

205
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,497
Do you think it's some type of code?

206
00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,040
[GASPS]
He's on to us.

207
00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,458
You're both being paranoid.

208
00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,210
Don't you see what this is?

209
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,879
This is opportunity knocking at our door.

210
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,339
Who disfigured you for life

211
00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,925
and helped Girl Hitler steal your throne?

212
00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,343
Who seduced your wife,

213
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then passed her off to his
brother for sloppy seconds?

214
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,722
I'll tell you who --

215
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,101
the very same cretin who
allied with his own enemies

216
00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,602
to thwart me at Cremation Creek

217
00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,020
and the Battle for the Orb.

218
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:03,608
Gentlemen, The Revenge Society
just landed its first assignment --

219
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,403
kill Dr. Venture!

220
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,239
What? Like, right now?

221
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,324
- Mmm. Oh.
- [WATCH BEEPS]

222
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,159
Oh! Curtain's in 10 minutes.
Better hail a cab.

223
00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,494
Taxi!

224
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,371
Now, I still have to write all the music,

225
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,415
but the real trick will
be finding a good Rusty.

226
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,375
I need someone with a voice,

227
00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,544
real stage presence, sex appeal.

228
00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,504
Oh, and I'm probably
gonna have to stay in town

229
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,714
for an extra week or two.

230
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,424
Oh, I don't know, Pop.

231
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,926
Oh, no, I wouldn't
dream of asking you, son.

232
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,887
I mean, you look the part,
but you're a terrible actor.

233
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No. What? I-I mean--

234
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Just awful.

235
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Look, we can talk about
it at home tonight, okay?

236
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Have fun at work, son.
Oh, make those copies.

237
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:44,107
Broadway district, and step on it.

238
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,443
<i>Hey! Coming up next on Taxi TV,</i>

239
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,194
<i>we've got great places
around the city to eat,</i>

240
00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,572
<i>and we'll be talking to a local man...</i>

241
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,324
Ugh. Touch screens never work.

242
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,619
<i>Greetings, Dr. Venture.</i>

243
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,414
<i>This is The Revenge Society.</i>

244
00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,665
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

245
00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,157
<i>Now that I have your undivided attention,</i>

246
00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,170
<i>listen to me very carefully.</i>

247
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,672
We have-- Hello? Are you listening to me?

248
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,550
? <i>Yada-chanted evening</i> ?

249
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,885
? <i>Stranger</i> ?

250
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,470
Um... uh, wh--

251
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,681
Now we're cooking with gas.

252
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,640
[GAS HISSING]

253
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,018
<i>Nighty-night, Dr. Venture.</i>

254
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,480
<i>Pleasant screams.</i>

255
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,982
[COUGHS]

256
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,650
[TIRES SCREECHING]

257
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,735
[HORNS HONKING]

258
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,698
Gah!

259
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,699
Whoa!

260
00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,785
[GRUNTING]

261
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,708
[HORNS HONKING]

262
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,421
End of the line, sir.

263
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,465
Please remember to take
all your personal belongings

264
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,467
and be sure to tip your driver.
[CHUCKLES]

265
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,760
What? This is funny to you?

266
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:54,803
I just almost got killed.

267
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,096
Get the hell out of my way.

268
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,098
I'm gonna miss the overture.

269
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,182
Fucking tourists.

270
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,101
Okay, that was crap.

271
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,477
What the hell happened there?

272
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,479
I can't believe he ditched the cab fare.

273
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,064
Zounds! That Venture is wily prey!

274
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,275
Why on earth did you put the sleep gas
in the front of the cab?

275
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,985
I thought you were supposed to be a genius!

276
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,987
Well, I've never done
this kind of thing before.

277
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,489
It's our first mission as a team.

278
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,366
There are bound to be a few hiccups.

279
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,368
Let's not squabble, Hamilton.

280
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,495
Very well. Positives?

281
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,456
On the up side, Werner did
an excellent job as the cabbie -

282
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,166
until you gassed him!

283
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,001
All right, that's just
passive-aggressive, friend.

284
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586
I see exactly what you're doing there.

285
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,256
Sorry I'm late, Professor Impossible.

286
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,049
You see, my dad stopped
by for lunch and the--

287
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,968
[GASPS]
Phantom Limb!

288
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,178
What the hell was that shit out there?

289
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,763
Baron Underbeit!

290
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,057
Now, now, Dean, this isn't what it appears,

291
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:47,272
so let's all try to just keep calm.

292
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,523
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

293
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,191
[GROANS]

294
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,442
Aah!

295
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,527
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

296
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,237
Hot sandwich!

297
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,240
You've murdered the Venture boy.

298
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,538
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]

299
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,998
Huh? Aah!

300
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,208
Ah, good. You're up.

301
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,252
Oh, thank goodness.
You got away from them?

302
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,795
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, no, Dean.

303
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,839
- Those fellows are with me.
- Aah!

304
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,925
I think maybe it's time I let someone in

305
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,886
on my big secret project.

306
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,262
Our secret project.

307
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,930
You see, I've known Werner there

308
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,515
since he was a student of mine.

309
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:27,061
And Hamilton and I go all the way back
to your grandfather's Boys' Brigade days.

310
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,094
But their lives took a different turn

311
00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:31,608
when they both suffered
horrible, disfiguring accidents

312
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,985
which left them unable to work.

313
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:37,572
They soon found themselves
on the wrong side of the law

314
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,199
just to make ends meet.

315
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,576
And now that they've served their time,

316
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,369
they're looking for a way to become useful,

317
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,580
productive members of society again --

318
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,498
only no one will hire them

319
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,875
because of their criminal records.

320
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,586
Now, does that sound like the America

321
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,588
you want to live in, young Dean?

322
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,007
- No, sir.
- Me neither, youngster.

323
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,509
So, that's why, starting tomorrow,

324
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,553
Impossible Industries is launching

325
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,890
the Impossi-Care Second
Chance Employment Program.

326
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,600
That's what all the secrecy was about?

327
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,185
[LAUGHS]
Of course.

328
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,605
What? You didn't think I went
all evil or something, did you?

329
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,357
[LAUGHS]
Oh, that is rich.

330
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,318
How long have you been
working for me now, anyway?

331
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,236
About a week.

332
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,614
Well, I think you're way
overdue for a promotion.

333
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,324
- I-I am?
- Yes, sirree.

334
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,284
Starting tomorrow, I'm making you

335
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,120
our new head of human resources!

336
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,914
- Really?
- Good night, lad!

337
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,832
Remember -- promotion,
human resources, me not evil!

338
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,626
Good night!

339
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,045
Wow.
[SIGHS]

340
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,546
- Ow!
- Sorry.

341
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,383
Th-There was a prowler
on the fire escape earlier.

342
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,717
Did you make my copies?

343
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,135
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

344
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,774
DEAN:
Okay, people, I want two orderly lines!

345
00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:47,225
If your name starts with "A" through "J,"

346
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,269
I want you to line up over here to my left.

347
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,646
K's through R's, you're on the right.

348
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,982
What if your name starts
with no earthly letter?

349
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,485
Ugh, I thought Manhattan was
the epicenter of supervillainy.

350
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,696
It looks more like the
island of misfit toys out there.

351
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,906
Come on. Give me some room here.

352
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,741
Well, it wasn't designed for three.

353
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,909
Who knew?

354
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,370
Okay, Dean, who's first?

355
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,580
Polygamy! Mr. Polygamy!

356
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,666
And this is Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy,

357
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,418
Mrs. Polygamy, and Mrs. Polygamy.

358
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:18,214
So, what exactly does magic underwear do?

359
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,424
Chuk-luk!

360
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,633
Zhhhhh.

361
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,219
Um, was something supposed to happen?

362
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,347
You didn't see that? I just grew bigger.

363
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,140
No, you didn't.

364
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,643
I did -- like, at least 2 inches, maybe 3.

365
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,644
He saw it.

366
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,104
I think, um...

367
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,689
yes, I think he might have.

368
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,734
No. Look! Look -- he's on his toes!

369
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,818
Fat Chance.

370
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,654
And before you make your
little weight-ist judgments,

371
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,449
I got this way 'cause of a
botched scientific experiment.

372
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,700
You are preaching to the choir, friend.

373
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:46,659
Tell me about it.

374
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,245
Yeah, so, basically the
accident transformed my body

375
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,706
into a portal to another dimension,

376
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,291
and now I can pull stuff
out of time and space

377
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,043
through my duodenum. Boom.

378
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,170
And you find that... useful?

379
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,755
Sometimes.

380
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,839
Ladyhawk Johnson,

381
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,050
and the little fella
buzzing in your ear there

382
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,886
is my husband and partner
of 40 years, Mr. Lyndon Bee.

383
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,972
And what are your special powers?

384
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,558
Well, by night, I turn into a hawk,

385
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,101
but by day, he's a bee,

386
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,728
and never the twain shall meet,

387
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,730
except during a eclipse, of course!

388
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,775
Well, of course, we'll have to
interview Mr. Bee separately,

389
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,735
when he's, um...

390
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,737
Not a bee.

391
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,739
Well, tell him "hi" for me, will you?

392
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:31,371
So, um, I-I-I can't seem
to find your r�sum�.

393
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,749
Uh, Dean, can you bring me
the paperwork on, uh--

394
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,085
What was your name again?

395
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,379
So, um, how did you hear about

396
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,713
The Revenge Society?

397
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,507
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

398
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,302
Uh... where might we know
some of your work from?

399
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,637
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

400
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,014
- Aah!
- <i>He's not on the list.</i>

401
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,016
<i>I-I'm sorry. I don't
know how he got in here.</i>

402
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,769
And he's got a knife...

403
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,895
super power.

404
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,772
Brick Frog!

405
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,023
Thank you!

406
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,526
Ugh. Worse than useless.

407
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,654
Hardly any of them are
worthy of The Revenge Society.

408
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,739
<i>Dean, that'll be all for today.</i>

409
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,908
Uh, you still have one more interview, sir.

410
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,244
This gentleman's been
waiting since sundown.

411
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,246
[SIREN WAILING]

412
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,580
Phew.

413
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,457
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

414
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,126
What?

415
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,669
[GROANS]

416
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,546
Ew.

417
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,630
Yes!

418
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,549
Quick -- what's the most
popular musical in Germany?

419
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,134
What? Uh --

420
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,802
<i>Starlight Express,</i> exactly!

421
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,137
Whoo!

422
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,806
Yeah, roller skates -- the whole cast.

423
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,058
<i>Rust!</i> needs a gimmick
to hook the foreign investors.

424
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,768
- But why did you --
- Oh, that?

425
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,342
Yeah, it kept getting caught in my wheel,

426
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,344
so I just tossed it out
there with the rest of the--

427
00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:41,482
Oh! You-- You thought I was--

428
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,609
He knows his old man.

429
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,777
Why is this here?!

430
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,362
It was blocking my center stage.

431
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,489
I have to go to the toilet!

432
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,491
Number one? Use the tub.
That's what I do.

433
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,368
Urrrrgh!

434
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,718
Oh, <i>mein gott,</i>
you guys will never guess

435
00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:58,583
what I found on the copy machine.

436
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,084
[LAUGHS]

437
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,837
? <i>Yada da Rusty</i> ?

438
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,047
? <i>Super</i> ?

439
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,259
? <i>My name is Rusty</i> ?

440
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,845
? <i>It's Rusty Venture</i> ?

441
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,763
? <i>Boy adventurer</i> ?

442
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,433
Oh, that's good. That's good.

443
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,977
[SIGHS]

444
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,312
That guy bothering you?

445
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,605
Kind of.

446
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,606
Shh. I understand.

447
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,399
You can't talk. You need help.

448
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,318
Just blink twice if he's your pimp.

449
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,320
No. What? No, he's my dad.

450
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,196
Oh.

451
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,865
So, uh, what brings you
two to the big apple, then?

452
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,118
Well, I got this internship at
Impossible Industries, but--

453
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,411
Superscience, huh?

454
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,871
Yeah, I used to be in that racket myself.

455
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,372
Really? Why'd you give it up?

456
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,874
Pfft. You're lookin' at it.

457
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,656
Yeah, I had a little mishap in the lab

458
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,879
back when I was working
on my irradiated spider thesis --

459
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,006
kind of soured me on the
whole superscience deal.

460
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:47,965
Mm.

461
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,010
Yeah, I'm not really sure I want
to be a superscientist, either,

462
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,846
but my dad really wants me
to follow in his footsteps.

463
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,557
Yeah, I can see why you
really wouldn't want to do that.

464
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,559
But, hey, you're working
with Professor Impossible now.

465
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,644
That's "A"-list.

466
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,562
You could practically
write your own ticket.

467
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,772
Yeah, you'd think, right?

468
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,857
I mean, I thought things
would be different there,

469
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,944
but it's just the same old story --
do nothing all day.

470
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,029
Then a bunch of guys in
costumes come out and bother you.

471
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,906
I could get that at home.

472
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,618
Sounds like somebody would
rather be doing something else.

473
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,579
What I really want to be is a boy reporter.

474
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:22,917
I'm-- I'm sorry. What is
that enchanting music?

475
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,795
? <i>The dreams I buried</i> ?

476
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,256
? <i>With robot fingers</i> ?

477
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,925
Daddy? Daddy, I need to talk to you.

478
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,926
? <i>Why, Rusty</i> ?

479
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,345
I've given it a lot of thought,
and I've come to a decision.

480
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,055
Are you listening?

481
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,473
? <i>The man of action</i> ?

482
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,642
? <i>Like muscle mothers</i> ?

483
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,685
Fine.

484
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,937
? <i>Not brothers</i> ?

485
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,690
? <i>On grand adventures</i> ?

486
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,067
? <i>They pushed me with them</i> ?

487
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,236
? <i>For mayhem</i> ?

488
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,407
? <i>Who's Rusty?</i> ?

489
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,409
? <i>I'm Rusty-y-y</i> ?

490
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:02,331
? <i>I'm Rusty-y-y</i> ?

491
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,958
Ever done any musical theater?

492
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,168
Well, I was in <i>Sound of Music</i>
when I was a kid.

493
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,767
Oh, and I have perfect spider pitch.

494
00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:10,798
I've found my Rusty.

495
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,968
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

496
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,970
- Hello?
- <i>Dr. Venture?</i>

497
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,638
Yes, this is Thaddeus S. Venture.

498
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,723
To whom am I speaking?

499
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,100
Yeah, this is, uh, Frank Bigtime

500
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,644
from, uh, Bigtime Productions.

501
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,979
I just read your <i>Rust!</i> script,

502
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,732
and I got to tell you --
I think it's dynamite stuff.

503
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,899
<i>Can you come in for a meeting?</i>

504
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,985
- Uh, sure! When?
- <i>How about right now?</i>

505
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,404
Well, now works for me, too.
Where are you at?

506
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,989
- <i>Impossible Plaza.</i>
- Impossible Plaza?

507
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:35,990
[CHUCKLES]

508
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,951
I guess I'm not the only superscientist
who needs renters to pay the mortgage, huh?

509
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,161
- <i>What?</i>
- Oh, nothing.

510
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,329
I'll be there.

511
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,997
[FOOTSTEPS POUNDING]

512
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,998
Taxi!

513
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,709
Impossible Plaza, and step on it.

514
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,669
You got it, buddy.

515
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,755
[KEYS CLACKING]

516
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,891
[CHUCKLES]

517
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,934
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

518
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,188
Uh, hello? Hello?

519
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,401
What?

520
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,988
[GROANS]

521
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,740
Hello? Hello? Hello?

522
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,493
Thank you for coming on such short notice,

523
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,036
Dr. Venture.

524
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,162
Phantom Limb?!

525
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,039
Wait. You're-- You're a producer now?

526
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,583
Yes, and the reviews are in.

527
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,712
I'm afraid Rusty will be ending
his run on Broadway tonight.

528
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,049
Of course, I'll have to
consult with my partners first.

529
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,426
Think you're getting
out of here alive, slim?

530
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,270
Fat Chance!

531
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,225
[GASPING]

532
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,681
You shall not seek --

533
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,184
and I will not accept -- your escape.

534
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,604
- Aah!
- Going down?

535
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,065
Boo!

536
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,317
Take a bow, Dr. Venture!

537
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:57,029
This is your final curtain call!

538
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,155
[EVIL LAUGHTER]

539
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,077
Aah!

540
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,829
Way to go, new guy!

541
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,705
What?

542
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,581
I couldn't see your invisible leg!

543
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,464
Why the hell's it got to be
so dark in here, anyway, huh?

544
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,337
Uh...

545
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,339
Ah!

546
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,720
[GASPS]

547
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,343
Where di--

548
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,095
What -- where in blazes did he go?!

549
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,346
FAT CHANCE:
Aw, geez.

550
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,557
Aw, he must have got
sucked into my enigma hole.

551
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,100
Cody?

552
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,101
Aah!

553
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,855
Uh, remain calm, sir!
I will save you!

554
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,106
[KEYPAD BEEPS]

555
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,109
Aah! Aah! Aah!

556
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,861
Don't-- Stop, drop, and roll!

557
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,154
Stop, drop, and roll!

558
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,321
- [KEYPAD BEEP]
- Sir!

559
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,115
- Aah! Aah!
- Wait!

560
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,076
Aah!

561
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,703
Wait!

562
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,163
Wait, man on fire!

563
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,957
Hey, I told you -- I don't
know where it goes, okay?

564
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,250
It's completely random.

565
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,074
This one time, during a bank heist,

566
00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:55,629
I pulled a slip 'n slide,
The Beach Boys' <i>Pet Sounds,</i>

567
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,132
and half a freakin'
Roman legion out of there.

568
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,261
Aah!

569
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,138
Fire, Professor Impossible!

570
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,265
It's fire!

571
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,684
Please exit the building
via the fire stairs

572
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,644
in a calm, orderly manner.

573
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,687
[PANTING]

574
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,607
Quickly, gentlemen -- to the Impossi-car!

575
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:19,028
But I thought we were calling
it The Revenge Mobile now.

576
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,535
? <i>I'm Rusty</i> ?

577
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,242
? <i>I'm Rusty</i> ?

578
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,877
? <i>The man of action</i> ?

579
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,254
? <i>Like muscle mothers</i> ?

580
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,340
? <i>Not brothers</i> ?

581
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,259
? <i>On grand adventures</i> ?

582
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,804
? <i>They push me with them</i> ?

583
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,555
? <i>For mayhem</i> ?

584
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,431
? <i>He's Rusty</i> ?

585
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,391
- Hey.
- Hey.

586
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,101
How was your summer?

587
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:54,188
Well, I think I may have watched
my career in superscience

588
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,397
go up in smoke.

589
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,400
But I may have managed to
pull my dreams from the ashes.

590
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,443
How was yours?

591
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,197
Oh, from what I hear, it was amazing.

592
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,573
H-Have you seen Pop?

593
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,575
He left New York without
even saying goodbye.

594
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,039
Daddy?

595
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,249
Puh! You should be so lucky.

596
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,291
Ow!

597
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,126
All right, let's just take it easy.

598
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,211
You just zip it, mister!

599
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,213
And keep to your own dimension from now on.

600
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,215
Fine. I don't even like
your dimension, anyway.

601
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,633
It's an asshole dimension.

602
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,926
How do you like that?

603
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,178
Oh, nice potty mouth in front of the boys.

604
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,764
Look, you're the Dean
of this dimension, right?

605
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,183
Explain to the untalented Mr. Ripley here

606
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,227
he can't just waltz into my dimension

607
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,855
and try to kill me with
a rock and replace me

608
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:39,066
just because I happen to
have more hair, more money,

609
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,652
and a hit play on Broadway!

610
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,617
? <i>I'm Rusty</i> ?

611
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,950
? <i>I'm Rusty</i> ?

612
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,550
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